The Fretful Mother's Blog

I’ve seen what goes on in the women’s restrooms, and I don’t even want to think about the opposite sex. I know we complain to men about their target issues, but you should see the seats in our bathrooms. We don’t like to sit directly on the toilet, but squating gives us about a two-foot radius. It’s not pretty.
I’ve drilled the insanitariness of it into my daughter’s head enough that she cannot go into a stall by herself. I must inspect it and use about half a roll of toilet paper to provide barrier protection from whatever germs are jumping around. Don’t even get me started on the faucets, paper towels and door handles. I’m surprised there are even any diseases left that we don’t all have. But if you don’t have all of the diseases, and you don’t want them, I’d say hold it or start wearing diapers. You can never be too safe.

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