The Fretful Mother's Blog

Am I the only one who, when getting ready for a trip, brings the suitcase up from the basement worrying that a colony of cockroaches or a tribe of glass snake lizards (a real thing) has been hibernating inside?
It’s a suspicious, and unattended package — except for the lurking gila monsters — and I really consider calling the bomb squad to bring their brick-lined demolitions trailer and blow that suitcase up, squirrels and all. Instead, I’ve been keeping my empty luggage in the freezer, where scorpions and fighting roosters don’t have a chance. You can never be too safe.

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