The Fretful Mother's Blog

Despite my love of snowstorms, I do recognize the inherent danger in them. You may be asking yourself how something so pretty and fluffy could cause any problems. Well, let me tell you. It can be a slippery sucker. Neither my car nor myself are the most graceful to begin with, and this just makes it all the worse.
I have visions of my car getting stuck (or maybe I should call it an accurate prediction) and me having to walk three to 30 miles without succumbing to frostbite. I’m really pretty sure with my luck this is going to happen.
So you know what I decided to do about it? I’m wearing a dress. I figure this will assure that all my dreams will come true. The dress will guarantee snow because no one wants to wear a dress out in that weather. (Remember I love the snow.) And yet I packed jeans and boots in my car. This means I am prepared for when my car goes off the road and I have to walk myself back to civilization. And if I’m prepared, it means it won’t happen. You gotta work out the logic of these things when making your decisions. You can never be too safe.

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