Fear of the Day: suggestive advertising

And I’m not talking about explicit stuff either. I’m talking about stuff that I want to consume by mouth. Yesterday morning I briefly glimpsed a Wendy’s banner ad and was thus consumed all day. I don’t even like bacon on my burgers, and yet I had to have one.
So last night ended with me in the drive-thru ordering a number whatever with a diet coke (as if that makes it all better) just because I’m susceptible to mind control. I’m truly surprised I’m not taking Viagra by now. I’m thinking I need to get a sensory-deprivation chamber or something. You can never be too safe.

One Response to “Fear of the Day: suggestive advertising”

  1. Julie's avatar Julie Says:

    Firstly, Cadence looked at your picture and said what is Titi doing? I said she’s worrying. Then I read your post, laughed outloud and Cadence started laughing and said, “Titi funny.” She then said, I wanna see Titi again (she can’t see your picture while I’m typing.) Just as a reminder, these two girls love ya! Keep writing.

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